Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! ๐
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Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
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When your job treats you like ๐ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐
1 year ago
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When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
1 year ago
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Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐
1 year ago
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My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐
1 year ago
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Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week ๐
1 year ago
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐
1 year ago
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When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks ๐
1 year ago
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Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. ๐ด
1 year ago
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When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! ๐
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When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals