"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
1 month ago
Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
1 month ago
Started from the bottom now we here 😂
1 month ago
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
2 months ago
When your stress ball is a little TOO realistic 😂
2 months ago
When you find out your arranged marriage is actually a good thing 😏
2 months ago
Legos: They're not just for kids anymore. 😂 #nsfw #lego #darkhumor
2 months ago
When it's your birthday and you get the special cake 🎂😂
2 months ago
Me after a long day at work
2 months ago