When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
2 months ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
3 months ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out how to remove the belt from the x-ray: 👀
3 months ago