When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
14 days ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 month ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out how to remove the belt from the x-ray: 👀
1 month ago