They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
11 hours ago
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. 🛒👮‍♂️🇺🇸
26 days ago
When you're torn between freedom and fries 🍔🦅
1 month ago
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! 😂 From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? 🗺️
2 months ago
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
3 months ago
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.🇺🇸🎢
3 months ago
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: 👁️👄👁️
3 months ago
Me trying to cancel my student loans
3 months ago
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
4 months ago
Canadians apologizing for being so polite. Sorry 🇨🇦
4 months ago
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.🍩😂
4 months ago
American vs Japanese censorship 😂. If you know what I mean 😏
4 months ago
One went to America and got all the drip 🔥, the other stayed behind and became the drip 😂.
4 months ago
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
4 months ago