Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
2 months ago
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list 😩
2 months ago
Me setting my goals so low, I'm guaranteed to achieve them 😂 #Motivation #Winning
2 months ago
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
3 months ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
3 months ago
When you and your bestie decide to take a spontaneous road trip across Romania 🇷🇴🐄😂
3 months ago
When you try your best, but you don't succeed 😂😼
3 months ago
When you bring a new pet home and the old one ain't having it. 😂
3 months ago
These new AT-AT models are looking kinda sus... 👀
3 months ago
When Simba finds out Nala is single again. 😏
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
3 months ago
Me watching the TV when my favorite character is about to get beaten up: 🥊
3 months ago
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat 😂
3 months ago
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
3 months ago