Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
23 hours ago
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
1 day ago
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
1 day ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
1 day ago
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. 😂
1 day ago
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC 😂
1 day ago
Steve Jobs introducing the revolutionary iPhone 4S 😂
1 day ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
3 days ago
If Big Tech organizational structures were drawn accurately 😂
4 days ago
Sean Connery to Steve Jobs: "You're a computer salesman. I'm f***ing James Bond!"
4 days ago
Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button 😂
4 days ago
Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter. One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! 🤯
4 days ago
This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur 😂. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal! Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
6 days ago
Me trying to explain to the cashier how I got paid to buy these apples 😂
11 days ago
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
11 days ago