When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' 😂🍼
When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
8 months ago
61
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
10 months ago
103
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
108
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
64
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
115
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. 😂
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
104
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice 😂
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
79
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
59
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
71
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
65
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this 🔥👶
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
43
When dad's trying to pull an all-nighter! 😅👶 #WrongWay #ParentingFails
When dad's trying to pull an all-nighter! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ถ #WrongWay #ParentingFails
1 year ago
87
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
96