Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ðŸĨ° Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ðŸ˜Ŧ
1 month ago
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
2 months ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
2 months ago
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
2 months ago
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. 😂
2 months ago
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice 😂
3 months ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
3 months ago
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ðŸ‘ķðŸ’Đ
3 months ago
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
3 months ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ðŸĪŠ
3 months ago
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ðŸĪ”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
3 months ago
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ðŸ”ĨðŸ‘ķ
3 months ago
When dad's trying to pull an all-nighter! 😅ðŸ‘ķ #WrongWay #ParentingFails
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ðŸĪ”ðŸ‘ķ
4 months ago
When your little brother keeps hitting you and you are about to lose your temper 😂😞
4 months ago