When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' ๐๐ผ
8 months ago
61
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐ฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐ซ
10 months ago
103
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐
11 months ago
108
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐
11 months ago
64
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐
11 months ago
115
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. ๐
11 months ago
104
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice ๐
1 year ago
72
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ๐ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
79
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐ถ๐ฉ
1 year ago
59
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐
1 year ago
66
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐คช
1 year ago
71
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐ค. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
65
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐ฅ๐ถ
1 year ago
43
When dad's trying to pull an all-nighter! ๐ ๐ถ #WrongWay #ParentingFails
1 year ago
87
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:
"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐ค๐ถ