When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' ๐๐ผ
7 months ago
20
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐ฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐ซ
9 months ago
31
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐
10 months ago
41
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐
10 months ago
22
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐
10 months ago
45
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. ๐
10 months ago
44
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice ๐
10 months ago
36
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ๐ #babylife #breastfeeding
10 months ago
34
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐ถ๐ฉ
10 months ago
18
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐
10 months ago
24
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐คช
10 months ago
31
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐ค. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
10 months ago
24
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐ฅ๐ถ
10 months ago
14
When dad's trying to pull an all-nighter! ๐ ๐ถ #WrongWay #ParentingFails
11 months ago
28
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:
"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐ค๐ถ