Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
1 month ago
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
1 month ago
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
1 month ago
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon ๐Ÿฅ“
1 month ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
1 month ago
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿบ
1 month ago
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿด
1 month ago
When your sandwich game reaches legendary status! ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฒ
2 months ago
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
2 months ago
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–
2 months ago