When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️. Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂 Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
6 months ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
6 months ago
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
6 months ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
6 months ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
6 months ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
6 months ago
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?🦇
6 months ago
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." 😂
6 months ago
When Batman's alter ego is someone who *really* loves crime-fighting... 😏🦇
6 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.🦇🚽
6 months ago
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs 😂
6 months ago
When even Batman has a scared-straight story 😅🦇🤡
7 months ago
When you're playing 4D chess and Batman's brain still short-circuits 🤯🦇😂
7 months ago
When Gotham's villain takes democracy into his own hands... or doesn't 🃏🗳️
7 months ago
When the Dark Knight attempts comedy 😂🦇
7 months ago