Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask 😂
Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you don’t get it 😂
When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโ€™t get it ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
36
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
20
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️.  Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂  Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
10 months ago
22
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
10 months ago
23
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
11 months ago
18
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
31
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." 
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." 
Batman: "...so?"
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
11 months ago
24
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?🦇
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?๐Ÿฆ‡
11 months ago
15
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." 
Joker: "Knock knock..."
Batman: "Come in." 😂
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
21
When Batman's alter ego is someone who *really* loves crime-fighting... 😏🦇
When Batman's alter ego is someone who *really* loves crime-fighting... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ‡
11 months ago
34
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿšฝ
11 months ago
24
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs 😂
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
15
When even Batman has a scared-straight story 😅🦇🤡
When even Batman has a scared-straight story ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
25