When you run out of lotion and you're desperate 💀
1 month ago
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: 💀
1 month ago
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
1 month ago
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom 😂
1 month ago
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
2 months ago
When your weekend plans are more 'block' than 'basic' 🤖🔗 #LEGOmasochists
2 months ago
Me after a long day at work
2 months ago