Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. 😎
13 days ago
When you accidentally drop your Fanta into the ocean 😂
24 days ago
When your tan lines reveal your summer hobbies 😂. The 'computer programming' tan is a classic! 🖥️
25 days ago
When you're at the beach and trying to get a tan but also want to respect local customs 😂
25 days ago
Me trying to navigate my work-life balance after a long weekend. 😴
1 month ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
1 month ago
When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.
1 month ago
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course 🐧🏖️
1 month ago
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality 😂
1 month ago
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
1 month ago
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
1 month ago
POV: You're chilling on a beach in Argentina in 1960 and notice your neighbor looks familiar...😬
2 months ago
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
2 months ago
Me pretending to exercise after eating 5 slices of pizza🤪
2 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush with my "superb" chicken fighting skills 😂
2 months ago