When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
2 months ago
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. 😔 May the spare change be with you.
2 months ago
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
2 months ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
2 months ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
3 months ago