When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
4 days ago
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. 😔 May the spare change be with you.
4 days ago
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
4 days ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
4 days ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
17 days ago