They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
3 days ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
8 days ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
23 days ago
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. 🤦‍♂️
1 month ago
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
1 month ago
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
1 month ago
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
1 month ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
1 month ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 month ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
1 month ago
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
1 month ago
When your faith has a terms and conditions page 🙏📜
1 month ago
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 😂
1 month ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
2 months ago