World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? 🤔
26 days ago
Bill Gates, the original tech bro. He coded his way into a class full of girls, proving that even in the early days, nerds were the real players. 😎
2 months ago
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! 😂
2 months ago
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
3 months ago
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. 😂
3 months ago
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini 😂
3 months ago
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
3 months ago