Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. ๐Ÿคข Some jobs are just not worth it.
15 days ago
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your friendship takes a stab at boundaries! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ช
4 months ago
When you want a memorable wedding...๐Ÿ‘„
5 months ago
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐Ÿฅ›
5 months ago
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ›€
6 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go...but make it adorable. (โ โ‰งโ โ–ฝโ โ‰ฆโ )
7 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
7 months ago
When you bring your doll to the company's movie night ๐ŸŽŽ๐Ÿฟ
7 months ago
When you want to play guitar but your arms are just for show ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
When you and your friends are too old for the horses but still wanna ride the carousel ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce ๐Ÿซ˜
7 months ago
Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„
7 months ago
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous โœจ๐Ÿ’… #prettydeath
7 months ago