He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. 😂
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
186
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. 🚗💨😂
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
160
He's definitely talking about the car... right? 😬
He's definitely talking about the car... right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
166
From cake to flushed real quick 🚽🍰😂
From cake to flushed real quick ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
178
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
11 months ago
202
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
115
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
1 year ago
123
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
147
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
85
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
156
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." 
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
136
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
59
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When your love story ends with an apocalypse 😂
When your love story ends with an apocalypse ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105