Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.
1 month ago
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
2 months ago
The 'England' football team and their surprisingly diverse heritages. It's like a UN meeting, but with more shin guards ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
3 months ago
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
3 months ago
When you gotta clean up after a prank, but the prank was "murder" ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Me pretending to be productive at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago