They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! 😭
1 month ago
When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
2 months ago
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
2 months ago
They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! 😂 Level 💯 piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! 🤯
2 months ago
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews 💀👑
2 months ago
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
3 months ago