Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
25 days ago
When you take "one pedal driving" a little too literally 😂
1 month ago
Meanwhile, at the International Women's Day parallel parking competition...😅
1 month ago
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 month ago
POV: When you try to show off your drifting skills but overestimate your talent 😂
1 month ago
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? 🤔
1 month ago
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" Everyone: 🙄
1 month ago
When your dog thinks they're the one driving 🚗💨🐶
2 months ago
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie 😂
2 months ago
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life 🚗💔😂
2 months ago
When your car's 'high-tech dock' has a mind of its own 📱🚗👌 #OldSchoolTech
2 months ago