Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 month ago
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿชค
1 month ago
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago