Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
26 days ago
This goat is so raw, even Pakistanis are lining up. 😂
2 months ago
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
2 months ago
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
3 months ago
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
3 months ago
When your sense of humor is darker than my grandma's burnt toast 💀
3 months ago
When you hire a toddler as a chef 😂
4 months ago