I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
2 months ago
62
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
2 months ago
70
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
8 months ago
21
Ja Rule when he sees that KFC bucket: "Where is the lie?" 😂
Ja Rule when he sees that KFC bucket: "Where is the lie?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
46
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: ๐Ÿ”
9 months ago
33
When you're a pescatarian but also craving chicken. This is called turfishken and it's the newest food trend taking the world by storm!🐔🐟
When you're a pescatarian but also craving chicken. This is called turfishken and it's the newest food trend taking the world by storm!๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
10 months ago
23
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
13
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC 🐔🍗
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—
11 months ago
19
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind 😂
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
31
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC 🍗
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC ๐Ÿ—
11 months ago
20
🐔 Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! 🍗
๐Ÿ” Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! ๐Ÿ—
11 months ago
31