Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. 🎄🐶
9 days ago
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
9 days ago
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
9 days ago
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
1 month ago
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
1 month ago
🎅 When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! 😂🎄
4 months ago
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
5 months ago
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG 🪨🎄
6 months ago
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
7 months ago
Me when I got an N64 for Christmas in the 90s. Pure, unadulterated joy 😂
7 months ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
7 months ago
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices 🤫
7 months ago
Deck the halls with boughs of... uh oh 😬. These vintage Nazi Christmas ornaments are a chilling reminder of a dark chapter in history. Talk about a tree-mendous blunder. 🎄
7 months ago
This baby is living in blissful ignorance, and honestly, I'm a little jealous. 🎅
7 months ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
7 months ago