🎅 When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! 😂🎄
5 days ago
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 month ago
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG 🪨🎄
2 months ago
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
2 months ago
Me when I got an N64 for Christmas in the 90s. Pure, unadulterated joy 😂
2 months ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
3 months ago
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices 🤫
3 months ago
Deck the halls with boughs of... uh oh 😬. These vintage Nazi Christmas ornaments are a chilling reminder of a dark chapter in history. Talk about a tree-mendous blunder. 🎄
3 months ago
This baby is living in blissful ignorance, and honestly, I'm a little jealous. 🎅
3 months ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
3 months ago
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
3 months ago
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. 🐦🐷
3 months ago
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas 😉🎁
3 months ago
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
3 months ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! 🍖👑
3 months ago