When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
14 days ago
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
14 days ago
🎅 When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! 😂🎄
3 months ago
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
4 months ago
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG 🪨🎄
5 months ago
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
5 months ago
Me when I got an N64 for Christmas in the 90s. Pure, unadulterated joy 😂
5 months ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
6 months ago
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices 🤫
6 months ago
Deck the halls with boughs of... uh oh 😬. These vintage Nazi Christmas ornaments are a chilling reminder of a dark chapter in history. Talk about a tree-mendous blunder. 🎄
6 months ago
This baby is living in blissful ignorance, and honestly, I'm a little jealous. 🎅
6 months ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
6 months ago
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
6 months ago
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. 🐦🐷
6 months ago
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas 😉🎁
6 months ago