When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. 🎄
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. ๐ŸŽ„
2 months ago
166
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? 🍆🎄
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ„
2 months ago
154
This isn't the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer I remember... ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽธ
6 months ago
237
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 months ago
347
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
7 months ago
274
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
390
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
8 months ago
323
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. 🎄🐶
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿถ
8 months ago
257
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
My theme song for the entire month of December. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽ„
8 months ago
269
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ
8 months ago
272
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
10 months ago
166
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. ๐Ÿ’‰
10 months ago
262
🎅 When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! 😂🎄
๐ŸŽ… When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ„
1 year ago
259
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
289
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG 🪨🎄
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG ๐Ÿชจ๐ŸŽ„
1 year ago
206