This baby is living in blissful ignorance, and honestly, I'm a little jealous. 🎅
1 day ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
7 days ago
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
7 days ago
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. 🐦🐷
7 days ago
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas 😉🎁
7 days ago
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
7 days ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! 🍖👑
7 days ago
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
7 days ago
When Santa trades his sleigh for a bike and the North Pole for the deep sea! 🚴‍♂️🦈
8 days ago
When your Christmas dreams turn into a DIY project... 🎄😅
9 days ago
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally 😂
21 days ago
🎄 When you step away for a moment and history takes your seat! 🚽🪑 #ChristmasPartyFails
24 days ago
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
25 days ago
Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. 😬
25 days ago
🎄 For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. 😂
26 days ago