A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
1 month ago
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
1 month ago
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
1 month ago
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. 🎄🐶
1 month ago
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
2 months ago
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
2 months ago
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
3 months ago
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
3 months ago
🎅 When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! 😂🎄
6 months ago
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
7 months ago
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG 🪨🎄
8 months ago
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
8 months ago
Me when I got an N64 for Christmas in the 90s. Pure, unadulterated joy 😂
8 months ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
9 months ago
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices 🤫
9 months ago