This isn't the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer I remember... ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽธ
2 months ago
92
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
135
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
4 months ago
119
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
148
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
4 months ago
124
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. 🎄🐶
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿถ
5 months ago
100
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
My theme song for the entire month of December. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽ„
5 months ago
99
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ
5 months ago
107
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
6 months ago
59
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. ๐Ÿ’‰
6 months ago
78
🎅 When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! 😂🎄
๐ŸŽ… When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ„
9 months ago
86
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
10 months ago
126
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG 🪨🎄
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG ๐Ÿชจ๐ŸŽ„
11 months ago
72
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
11 months ago
42
Me when I got an N64 for Christmas in the 90s.  Pure, unadulterated joy 😂
Me when I got an N64 for Christmas in the 90s. Pure, unadulterated joy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
45