Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
3 months ago
When Santa trades his sleigh for a bike and the North Pole for the deep sea! 🚴‍♂️🦈
3 months ago
When your Christmas dreams turn into a DIY project... 🎄😅
3 months ago
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally 😂
3 months ago
🎄 When you step away for a moment and history takes your seat! 🚽🪑 #ChristmasPartyFails
4 months ago
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
4 months ago
Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. 😬
4 months ago
🎄 For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. 😂
4 months ago
When you see Santa and all your holiday dreams come true! 🎅🎉
4 months ago