Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
13 days ago
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
1 month ago
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 month ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago