Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
29 days ago
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
1 month ago
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
1 month ago
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 month ago
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
1 month ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
1 month ago
When your dog has more game than you 😂 #doglife #unexpected
1 month ago
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection 😂 #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
2 months ago