The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
23 days ago
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
3 months ago
Me trying to understand why it's so hard for some people to grasp basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
POV: Youโ€™re debating politics with your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿฆƒ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago