Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
2 months ago
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
2 months ago
One million dollars 😈
4 months ago
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
4 months ago
The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom – instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" 👁️⃤
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. 🤔
4 months ago
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. 🚀🏢
4 months ago
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
4 months ago
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME 🤣 This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
4 months ago
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article 🙄. All I see is 🚩🚩🚩.
4 months ago
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
4 months ago
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale 🌿😂
4 months ago
When your math homework says "show your work":
4 months ago