Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
8 months ago
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Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
8 months ago
30
One million dollars 😈
One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
21
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
32
The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom – instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" 👁️⃤
The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom โ€“ instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโƒค
10 months ago
16
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. 🤔
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
25
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
10 months ago
22
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
10 months ago
17
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME 🤣 This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME ๐Ÿคฃ This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
10 months ago
20
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article 🙄. All I see is 🚩🚩🚩.
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐Ÿ™„. All I see is ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ.
10 months ago
24
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
10 months ago
22
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale 🌿😂
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
When your math homework says "show your work":
When your math homework says "show your work":
11 months ago
17