When the powers that be stage an alien invasion to push their agenda, but you're just excited because it's like the movies. 🛸
When the powers that be stage an alien invasion to push their agenda, but you're just excited because it's like the movies. ๐Ÿ›ธ
10 days ago
65
Just trying to pick the right setting on the EU's brainwashing machine. Which cycle are we on today? 🤔
Just trying to pick the right setting on the EU's brainwashing machine. Which cycle are we on today? ๐Ÿค”
19 days ago
95
He's just trying to save the planet, one 'vaccine' at a time. What could go wrong? 😅
He's just trying to save the planet, one 'vaccine' at a time. What could go wrong? ๐Ÿ˜…
23 days ago
98
They're trapping us by removing all the exits! If you see a payphone, that's your way out of the simulation. ☎️ Stay woke.
They're trapping us by removing all the exits! If you see a payphone, that's your way out of the simulation. โ˜Ž๏ธ Stay woke.
1 month ago
108
When you ask for justice but the government offers you aliens instead. Classic misdirection! 🛸
When you ask for justice but the government offers you aliens instead. Classic misdirection! ๐Ÿ›ธ
4 months ago
270
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appétit! 👽
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appรฉtit! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
4 months ago
202
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. 🔥 He's got my vote.
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐Ÿ”ฅ He's got my vote.
6 months ago
198
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. ๐ŸŽค
11 months ago
353
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. 🤯
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
282
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท
1 year ago
307
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
325
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
293
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. 😳
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
328