When you ask for justice but the government offers you aliens instead. Classic misdirection! 🛸
When you ask for justice but the government offers you aliens instead. Classic misdirection! ๐Ÿ›ธ
1 month ago
90
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appétit! 👽
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appรฉtit! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 month ago
72
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. 🔥 He's got my vote.
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐Ÿ”ฅ He's got my vote.
3 months ago
104
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. ๐ŸŽค
7 months ago
184
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. 🤯
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. ๐Ÿคฏ
9 months ago
139
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท
9 months ago
145
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
156
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. ๐Ÿง
9 months ago
142
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. 😳
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
10 months ago
168