The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ
9 days ago
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. ๐Ÿš€
11 days ago
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
6 months ago
Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": ๐Ÿ–•
7 months ago
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
7 months ago
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
7 months ago