When 'till death do us part' gets a six-hour extension... 🕒💀
1 month ago
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
2 months ago
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications 😈
4 months ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
4 months ago
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
4 months ago
When you want attention but also want to live another day 😅🙏
4 months ago
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
4 months ago
When edgy jokes cross skyscraper-high lines... 🏙️🚫
5 months ago
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! 🌿💍🐴
5 months ago