When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
1 month ago
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
1 month ago
This chair is designed for all the lazy lovers out there. No more sore arms from holding your partner, just plop down and let the chair do the work 😂
1 month ago
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 month ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
1 month ago
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. 😬
1 month ago
She knows what's up 😂. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting 😈 #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
1 month ago
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
1 month ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
1 month ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
1 month ago
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. 😂
1 month ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
1 month ago
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
1 month ago
Is your man this cheesy? 😂 I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? 🤔
1 month ago