He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
9 hours ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
21 days ago
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
23 days ago
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
23 days ago
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
3 months ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
4 months ago
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
4 months ago
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
4 months ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
4 months ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
5 months ago
When your boyfriend sees you as both bae and best friend 🐾🤣
5 months ago
When loving John Mayer is okay, but admiring Netflix isn't! 🎸📺
5 months ago
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! 😅👫💻
5 months ago