Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
7 days ago
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
16 days ago
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
16 days ago
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
1 month ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
2 months ago
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
2 months ago
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
2 months ago
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
5 months ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
6 months ago
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
6 months ago
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
6 months ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
6 months ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
6 months ago
When your boyfriend sees you as both bae and best friend 🐾🤣
7 months ago
When loving John Mayer is okay, but admiring Netflix isn't! 🎸📺
7 months ago