When she complains about the toilet seat being up, but her side of the sink looks like a Sephora exploded. The hypocrisy is real. 😂
When she complains about the toilet seat being up, but her side of the sink looks like a Sephora exploded. The hypocrisy is real. ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
76
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. 🤣
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. ๐Ÿคฃ
2 months ago
139
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. 😒
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. ๐Ÿ˜’
3 months ago
152
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
251
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... 😤
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
7 months ago
162
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
7 months ago
171
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
165
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
158
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
123
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
154
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
115
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
156
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" 
Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
1 year ago
97
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
67