This kid is going places. Probably to jail, but places. 😂
This kid is going places. Probably to jail, but places. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
24
When you try to act innocent but the evidence is literally splattered on your car and the street behind you. 👀
When you try to act innocent but the evidence is literally splattered on your car and the street behind you. ๐Ÿ‘€
13 days ago
52
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
6 months ago
188
When you want to study law but you realize you've got more potential as the criminal. 😈
When you want to study law but you realize you've got more potential as the criminal. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
7 months ago
112
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
8 months ago
118
When your friendship takes a stab at boundaries! 😅🔪
When your friendship takes a stab at boundaries! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ช
10 months ago
91
When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art 🚓💥🦇
When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆ‡
10 months ago
149
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up 😂
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
Optimus Crime rolling out! 😂🚔
Optimus Crime rolling out! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
154
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
142
5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! 😂
5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? 😂
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
65
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years.  Seems fair.⚖️
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
1 year ago
91