A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
28 days ago
69
The escape attempt was bold, but security is tighter than Fort Knox. Welcome back to the friend zone, population: you. 😂
The escape attempt was bold, but security is tighter than Fort Knox. Welcome back to the friend zone, population: you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
76
The eternal struggle of profile pictures vs. tagged photos. Camera angles are a powerful sorcery. ✨
The eternal struggle of profile pictures vs. tagged photos. Camera angles are a powerful sorcery. โœจ
1 month ago
105
When you get so high you think someone else is making a move, but it's just your own hand. Peak party foul moment. 💀
When you get so high you think someone else is making a move, but it's just your own hand. Peak party foul moment. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
192
My brain cells committing suicide after reading this Facebook post. I've had enough internet for today. 😵
My brain cells committing suicide after reading this Facebook post. I've had enough internet for today. ๐Ÿ˜ต
5 months ago
173
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. 🤦‍♂️
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
357
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
353
When you're 12 and think you're a player 😂 #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
When you're 12 and think you're a player ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
1 year ago
160
When your YouTube video gets a comment that's both disturbing and oddly complimentary 😬
When your YouTube video gets a comment that's both disturbing and oddly complimentary ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
208
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
239
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
249
When you love Twilight a little too much 😂
When you love Twilight a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
259
When you want to unleash your inner 'chest' warrior! 💪😂 #BoldFashionChoice
When you want to unleash your inner 'chest' warrior! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #BoldFashionChoice
1 year ago
259
When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise 😂
When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When she says she's in America and not interested and you're desperately in love with her ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206