The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
1 month ago
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Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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