"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."

When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. 😬

When you are multitasking like a pro 😎 Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty