The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. 👴
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. ๐Ÿ‘ด
1 month ago
75
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
4 months ago
159
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. 😉
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
87
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
83
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
10 months ago
48
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
10 months ago
104
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
11 months ago
70
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" 😂
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
52
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
11 months ago
69
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" 😂
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
35
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
1 year ago
35
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall 😂
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
Me finding my dad's old Pokemon save file and seeing he named his Blastoise after me 😭
Me finding my dad's old Pokemon save file and seeing he named his Blastoise after me ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
54
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
37
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
31