Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
1 month ago
When you gotta clean up after a prank, but the prank was "murder" ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
When the chemistry's off, but you still want a second date! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’”
1 month ago
๐ŸŽฏ When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
POV: Youโ€™re enjoying the view of Calgary after your trip to Everest without an oxygen tank.
1 month ago
When your sense of humor is darker than my grandma's burnt toast ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
When you try to summon a black person using fried chicken as bait ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ—
1 month ago
When 'sweep her off her feet' takes a sinister turn. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
When life hands you lemons... well, you kinda wish it hadn't ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago