The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
9 months ago
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
9 months ago
When tasting love gets a bit too literal 😂💘
10 months ago