Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."

When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.🦇🚽