When you're at the beach and trying to get a tan but also want to respect local customs 😂
2 months ago
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! 🏜️
3 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means tactical potty breaks. 🚽🪖
3 months ago
It's a flash flood. My car's warranty doesn't cover flash floods. Guess I'll drive.
4 months ago