When she says she'll be gentle 😂
1 month ago
That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
1 month ago
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" 😏
1 month ago
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 month ago