Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. 😤
14 hours ago
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
1 month ago
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't 🤡
4 months ago
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
6 months ago
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse 🤬
6 months ago
When you realize you've been talking on mute for the past 10 minutes... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️
6 months ago
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
7 months ago