Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
1 month ago
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your website is down, call the URLologist! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you want everyone to know ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
2 months ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that being positive for everything isnโ€™t a good thing ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago