When you ask for justice but the government offers you aliens instead. Classic misdirection! 🛸
When you ask for justice but the government offers you aliens instead. Classic misdirection! ๐Ÿ›ธ
1 month ago
90
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
138
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! 🤣
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
147
That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. 😅
That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. ๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago
121
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
3 months ago
156
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. 🤣
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
136
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. 😎✈️💥
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
151
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. 🧊💰
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’ฐ
3 months ago
116
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
3 months ago
163
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
109
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
8 months ago
157
That's one presidential promise that could get very awkward... 😬
That's one presidential promise that could get very awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
162
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
11 months ago
113
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
11 months ago
168
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
11 months ago
96